Mad Clan, Uchiha - Chapter 12

Chapter 12 No wonder you are a teacher

“Teacher, we’re too late!”

“You can’t stop eating if you don’t have time?”

Asuka glanced at the busy hand, and then he pressed the three students on the chairs one by one and said casually.

“Eat, three bowls per person, the teacher pays for it.

Now that you have become ninjas, the teacher wants to tell you a cruel fact.

That is, you must treat every meal now as your last meal.

Because you don’t know which one will come first, tomorrow or the accident.”

At this point, he secretly pointed to Senju clan’s territory and lowered his voice.

“You also know, teacher, I was born in Konoha 33, and the Senju Nawaki died in Konoha 37. When he died, I already remembered it.

Tsk tsk.

I heard the ninja who gathered the body say that Senju last heir died, there was nothing in his stomach, so he went to the Pure Land hungry.

Who knows if there would be food in the Pure Land?”

Bang!

Before he finished speaking, Asuka felt that his head had been hit hard. He stroked the swelling on top of his head, gritted his teeth, looked behind him, and said angrily.

“Who hit me!”

“Me!”

Hearing the other party admit it so confidently, Asuka’s eyes slowly moved from bottom to top.

Why did she get here with her long, white legs, slightly undulating belly, waist-length red hair, and veins popping out of her forehead?

Seeing Kushina sitting directly next to him, pretending to be eating ramen, Asuka twitched the corner of his mouth and his expression instantly became serious.

“Big brother, let’s have a bowl of super luxurious tonkotsu ramen.”

After saying that, he saw that Kushina was followed by his family’s eldest wife. He squeezed the somewhat shriveled wallet in his pocket, and Asuka turned his attention to the price list again. On the surface, the tone was a little hesitant.

“Mikoto-sama, what are your taboos?”

Mikoto smiled slightly. She and Kushina looked at each other, and instantly understood the expression in each other’s eyes, and said softly.

“Everything is free.”

“Haha~”

Seeing these two people looking like they were being taken advantage of, Asuka sneered in his heart and ordered a bowl of luxurious ramen for the eldest wife of his family.

We are both married, yet we left our husband to come here to eat ramen.

Tsk!

Miserable Fugaku, forget about divorce.

Looking at the teacher with a smirk on his face, Iruka and the three looked at each other, then got together and discussed in a low voice.

“Teacher, what’s wrong?”

“I’m not sure. It seems like the teacher is thinking about something bad.”

“I heard something some time ago that the relationship between the teacher and their family is not very harmonious.”

With this question, After the three of them finished eating the ramen and watched the two of them leave, they all turned to look at their teacher curiously.

“Teacher, you guys?”

Looking down at the gossipy looks on the faces of these three people, Asuka shook his head left and right and looked around, then lowered his voice and said.

“It’s nothing. My fourth-Hokage daughter-in-law lived in the Senju family for a while. She got to know Nawaki and then became related to her.

Anyway, the unlucky boy Nawaki didn’t have enough to eat before he died. It was his sister, old lady Tsunade standing in front of me, her brother was killed without eating enough.

So, as ninjas, you should treat every meal as your last meal, don’t waste food on me, let alone leave me with an empty stomach.”

Then, he looked at the direction where the two pregnant women disappeared. Asuka crossed his arms on his chest and sighed softly.

“It’s really uncomfortable to see those two people’s bellies getting bigger and bigger.

Every day when I sleep, I dream of Kushina sitting on me, and then controlling the Kyuubi in my belly to give me a slap.

Uchiha Mikoto also doesn’t want her and Fugaku One of them had a sterilization, and he felt a little irritable.

If there is any butterfly effect, and Uchiha Mikoto’s belly grows again after giving birth to Sasuke, then the Uchiha clan will just go to heaven.”

Iruka and the other three looked up at Asuka, seeing the struggle that flashed across their teacher’s face from time to time, and the muttering in his mouth, the three of them looked at each other curiously and asked.

“Teacher, what are you talking about?”

“Ha~”

Asuka rolled his eyes at the three of them, then he turned his attention to Hyuga Hana and said.

“Hana, do you want to be sterilized?

The teacher knows that you yearn for freedom. You know the situation of your Hyuga family better than the teacher. Do you want your next generation to live with a curse like you?”

Idiot!

Seeing Hyuga Hana actually standing here and getting entangled, Asuka hit this guy on the head a few times with his fingers, getting angry.

“You are such an idiot. I just said it casually, but you actually think about it.

Don’t worry, you have no next generation. An idiot can’t find a boyfriend.”

As he said that, he took out the scroll from his pocket and stuffed it here. The three people in their arms said with serious expressions.

“The mission begins.

Next, as your instructor and temporary captain, you must obey my orders.”

Seeing that their teacher’s attitude suddenly became correct, the three of them also put away the gossipy expressions on their faces and said seriously.

“Yes!”

“Very good.

Iruka, Hyuga Hana, as intelligence collectors, you must collect all the information on families with lost pet cats, and highlight the families with only the elderly left.

Uzuki Yugao, you are now Come with me to find the cat.”

“Understood!”

Looking at Iruka and Hyuga Hana’s leaving figures, Asuka and Uzuki Yugao walked out of the village.

“Teacher!”

Seeing that the road he was walking was getting more and more eccentric and the surroundings were getting more and more desolate, Uzuki Yugao swallowed softly and asked.

“Teacher, those lost pets shouldn’t leave the village, right?”

“No, those guys must still be in the village.”

“Then us.”

Uzuki Yugao sniffed, looking at the teacher walking in front, thinking in her mind The scene at the ramen shop just now was suddenly echoed.

Teacher, when he took me out of the village, he must have thought,

“Stop thinking nonsense!”

Asuka waved to Yugao who stopped behind him, poured cold water on her, and said casually.

“Don’t be so nervous. Teacher has no idea of ​​smelting copper.

I took you out of the village to meet Grandma Cat. Grandma Cat lives outside the village.”

“Ah?”

Uzuki Yugao’s body trembled, she was a little embarrassed. Looking at the sky, he muttered.

“Teacher, can you read minds?”

“No, but the action of protecting your chest with your hands betrays you. Isn’t that a classic action when meeting a pervert? There is no one else around except me.”

“That’s right!”

Uzuki Yugao scratched her head and trotted to catch up with Asuka. She just said that she was overthinking.

When the two of them arrived at Grandma Cat’s place, Uzuki Yugao looked at the kittens everywhere, and her eyes turned into stars.

There are many cats, many breeds, and their hair is so bright. This one is a bit ugly and cute.

“Grandma!”

Asuka ignored the kittens around him who wanted to get close to him. He waved to the grandma cat sitting above him and said with a smile.

“Granny, I’m here!”

“Oh?”

Grandma Cat’s eyes opened a slit, she looked down at the familiar figure below, the wrinkles on her face instantly piled up, and she said in an old voice.

“Little flying bird, are you here to take care of the old lady’s business again this time?”

“Oh, don’t even think about it. I’m here for another thing this time.”

After hearing that this enemy was not looking for me to do business, Granny Cat’s face turned red. Half of Shang’s smile disappeared instantly. She put the pipe on the table and said slowly.

“Tell me, what are you doing with your mother-in-law?”

“I’m here to bring in the cat.”

? ? ?

Uzuki Yugao was holding two kittens in her arms. She tilted her head and looked at the teacher with a question mark on her face.

Did you hear it correctly?

Enter the cat? ?

How does the kitten get in? ?

Grandma Cat had no reaction to this. She reached out and picked up a notebook from the desk, opened a few pages very skillfully, and murmured.

“It’s really rare. Didn’t you expect that your village would let you take on a D-level mission again? It’s been so many years, and I thought you would never be able to carry out a D-level mission again.”

“Yes, I also thought that I was related to I missed the D-level mission, but who would have thought that since I had become a teacher recently, I would just take them through the D-level mission.”

“How many do you plan to enter this time?”

“Let’s start with 20 cats today. These two villages have lost their cats. More than 20?

Grandma Cat read in the book for a while, and then whispered a few words to the kitten next to her.

Meow~

The cat nodded, glanced at the bird, turned around and ran outside.

After a while, under Uzuki Yugao’s shocked eyes, hundreds of kittens of different colors and sizes appeared in the aisle they came from just now.

Asuka also put on cat ears at this time. After scanning the group of kittens, he spoke.

“You follow Grandma Cat and you can only eat well, but not well.

Next, I have a way to eat well and eat well, which is to go to the houses of the villagers in Konoha Village who have lost their cats and eat and drink.”

You should know the meaning of being full, so I won’t say more.

There are some that don’t scratch people, and they will be coquettish and crooked. It is best to stay around people, and sleep with them under the covers when they have nothing to do.

“Yes.”

As for Ninmao, it’s okay for you to go and eat. Don’t stay for two months and then run away. You’ll be stationed at someone else’s house for a long time.”

“Oh, that’s right!”

Asuka slapped his forehead fiercely, and he carried a bag on the ground. A fat cat, he said with disdain.

“Forget about those who are too fat, they don’t seem to be able to fight.

You have to make sure that when the original cats come back, you can drive those cats away, and finally show those cats a clear path and let them come to Grandma Cat. ”

“Teacher!”

After Uzuki Yugao was stunned for a while, she quickly tugged on Asuka’s clothes and said anxiously.

“We can’t carry out the mission like this.”

“What’s the matter?”

Asuka threw the fat cat aside, patted Yugao’s shoulder and comforted him.

“Who let those pet cats run away on their own? How old are they? They have to pay for their actions.

How can there be such a good thing in the world?

When you are tired of staying at home, you can go out for a few days to walk around, go wild for a few days, and… Do you want to have a warm harbor when you return?

You will understand if you compare a cat to a human.”

As he spoke, he took off the cat ears and put them on Uzuki Yugao’s head, and continued.

“It’s like you and your husband go out to find other women to eat, drink and sleep with. When he gets tired of playing, he wants to come back to your house. Are you willing?

Since you can’t control the hearts of those kittens, just change the cat. Anyway, it will show those cats a clear path and they will never die of hunger.”

Hearing this, Uzuki Yugao’s eyes fell on the cats around her.

She found that after wearing the cat ears, she could actually hear the cats’ language clearly.

It turns out that they are really like humans, they can think, joke, and tell some jokes that only adults can tell.

She pointed at the black cat who told the jokes. After Uzuki Yugao bit her lip, she looked towards him with a red face. Asuka, sue that guy directly.

There is no way cats here are so immoral.

“Teacher!”

Uzuki Yugao picked up a civet cat and said worriedly as she took off the cat ears and gave them back to Asuka.

“Are the colors of these cats different from those lost cats?

Will they be found?”

“Don’t worry, the teacher knows a hair salon. Their skills are very good.”

Hair salon? ?

Uzuki Yugao lowered her head and looked at the group of kittens gathered around her feet, with a complicated look in her eyes.

Now she seems to have vaguely guessed how her teacher’s thousands of D-level missions came about.

Although this is a bit cheating, it feels really good.

Yes, how come those cats that go out to run wild can return to their original families through their efforts? ?

This is like an ordinary family. The “woman” is tired of staying at home and plans to run away from home and go to the colorful world outside to eat and sleep.

Then they, the genin who received the mission, worked hard and worked hard. He found the “girlfriend”, took her back, and forcibly forced her back into her original family.

They thought they had done a good thing by spending time and effort, but they didn’t expect that it was actually a bad thing.

Since the kitten wants freedom, let it be free.

Just find a new cat.

What a simple thing.

After brainwashing herself internally, Uzuki Yugao looked at Asuka with a hint of reverence.

No wonder he can be a teacher while he is just a student.

The teacher’s perspective of thinking is different from that of normal people.