Mad Clan, Uchiha - Chapter 13

Chapter 13 The Excellent Teacher and His Idiot Student

In the dim cave, Danzo untied the bandage on his forehead, and slowly opened his closed right eye.

Looking at the red eyeball in his right eye socket in the mirror, and the three black magatama in the eyeball, Danzo was silent for a moment, then turned to look at the kneeling Ninja below.

The vision in his right eye was declining faster than he expected. If he couldn’t find a replacement before he was completely blind, he would really become blind.

It’s a pity that during the war, although the jounin of the Uchiha clan suffered casualties, the final corpses did not fall into his hands.

Danzo narrowed his eyes and looked at the people below, his voice slightly hoarse.

“Report on the Uchiha clan’s outing.”

“Yes!”

With that said, a root ninja took a step forward, then half-knelt on the ground to report.

“Most of the jounin of the Uchiha clan have been operating in the village without any signs of leaving the village.

Three chunin left the village to perform B-level tasks, and seven genin left the village to perform C-level tasks.

Uchiha Asuka left the village this morning to perform D Super mission.”

After hearing Uchiha Asuka, Danzo muttered a few words in his mind, he looked down at the kneeling ninja below and asked.

“Where are the two losers who made trouble last time?”

“Recuperate at home.”

“Bring someone who is proficient in interrogation to visit, and tell them that the matter of Uchiha Asuka will be put aside for the time being. After the injuries are recovered, Let them come here.”

“Yes!”

After the ninja disappeared from the place, Danzo reached his hand behind his head and continued to wrap the bandage.

Jōnin are also divided into different levels. Under the same circumstances, the Jōnin of the Uchiha clan will have a huge advantage over the other Ninja clan.

Defeating an Uchiha jounin is not difficult, as long as there are many people.

But if you want to kill a jounin of the Uchiha clan, the difficulty increases to another level.

Especially the kind of guy who brought his own medical ninja was surrounded and killed, which was not an ordinary difficulty.

Danzo shook his head and his eyes fell on the Uchiha clan.

Last time, he just wanted to test the strength of that guy. Unexpectedly, nothing came out of the test, and he also spent a lot of medical expenses in vain.

It was simply worse than inviting Hiruzen to dinner.

Ah sneeze!

Asuka wrinkled his nose, glanced at the kittens hanging on Uzuki Yugao’s body, looked up at the dense forest ahead, and muttered to himself.

“I always feel like someone is scolding me. I’m going to visit the “root” ninja’s house tonight and discuss the enemy’s affairs with him.

Tomorrow I will explain the Will of Fire to the children in the tribe.

I will take them on a mission the day after tomorrow.

We have to hold an impromptu clan meeting the day after tomorrow.

So busy.”

Uzuki Yugao listened to the teacher’s muttering voice. She took off the kitten lying on her head, looked up at her teacher, and said doubtfully.

“Teacher, what are you mumbling about?”

“It’s nothing, it’s just that I just seemed to have found the reason why I don’t have a girlfriend.”

“What reason?”

“The schedule is too full, the holidays are too few, there is no time for love, let alone A suitable target.”

“Don’t you have someone you like, teacher?”

Hearing this, Asuka’s steps stopped and he stared down at Yugao for a while. He looked at the guy’s evasive eyes and said speechlessly.

“There is no one in this world that I like.”

“Huh?”

Uzuki Yugao blinked and asked in surprise.

“Why?”

“Alas.”

Asuka sighed, then counted on his fingers.

“I like Tsunade’s figure, Uzumaki Kushina’s hair, Uchiha Mikoto’s gentleness, Inuzuka Claw’s wildness, and Yuhi’s red eyes. In fact, white eyes are okay too.

Coupled with the Nara family’s IQ, “The appetite of the Akimichi family, the tricks of the Yamanaka family”

“Wait!”

Uzuki Yugao interrupted her teacher’s ramblings. She stared at Asuka with strange eyes, slowly took a small step back, and said in a somewhat uncertain tone.

“Teacher, why do you only like a part of each person? Is this an idea that only a pervert would have?”

“You don’t understand. It’s just because I haven’t found such a perfect woman that the teacher is single until now.

You know Kakashi “Is that so?”

Asuka pointed at Konoha, he had accidentally revealed a lot, so he had to divert the trouble away.

“Do you know why Kakashi doesn’t have a girlfriend yet?”

“Why?”

Uzuki Yugao’s curiosity was successfully aroused, and she was still very interested in the gossip about the geniuses in the village.

That was Kakashi who became a Jonin at the age of 12.

Although half of his face is covered with a mask, it can’t block his handsome face. His white head makes people want to go crazy, and the opponent’s high strength makes people feel safe.

Asuka took out a tissue and bent down to wipe the saliva from Uzuki Yugao, and said with a mysterious face.

“A few days ago, I saw Kakashi tugging on Might Guy’s pants and said that for such a powerful man, Might Guy didn’t expect that there was an “acorn” there.

You didn’t see the regretful expression on Kakashi’s face when he saw the acorn.

Now I have reason to suspect that Kakashi wants to have sex with Might Guy.”

“Shut up!”

Uzuki Yugao stretched out her hand and pulled her hair hard, her eyes instantly became a little crazy.

I just fantasized about rua Kakashi-senpai’s hair, why would I mention such a thing.

She looked at the flying bird a little bit crazy and gritted her teeth.

“You ruined Kakashi-senpai in my mind.”

“What’s the matter!”

Asuka stood up, picked his nose with his hand, and said casually.

“The third-generation old man you admire in your heart peeps at the widow bathing every day.

That Jiraiya is not a good person either. He often stands on the wall on a toad and peeks at the bathhouse.

Oh, some time ago, when Jiraiya returned to the village, he announced in a high-profile manner that the material in his mind, accumulated over many years, was almost overflowing.

In a while, the intimacy series will be released.

When the time comes, the teacher will grab a copy for you and secretly send it to your home, and you will “Bang!”

Before he finished speaking, Asuka felt an evil wind coming towards him. He looked at Yugao, who had an evil look on his face, and then at the kitten flying in the sky, and quickly warned him.

“Don’t throw the cat away. It’s too hairy to hand in tasks.”

“No matter what, I feel a little hollow inside.”

“This is a sign of your lack of love and fire will. Just wait for me to make up for it.”

“No!”

After saying that, she grabbed the cat lying on her head and continued to throw it towards the flying bird.

Meow~ meow~

When Iruka saw Uchiha Asuka again, he looked at the cat fur on his teacher’s body and the unhaired kittens following his teacher.

After standing there for a while, he pointed at one of the bald kittens and said hesitantly.

“Teacher, are you so violent when you catch a cat?”

“Harmful!”

Asuka shook his head dejectedly. He secretly glanced at Uzuki Yugao’s red face, stretched out his hand towards Iruka, and said.

“How is the information collection going?”

“It’s all here!”

Taking the notebook handed by the other party, Asuka glanced at the information recorded on it, and then said to Hyuga Hana.

“Hana, now is the time to test your perception.

Now you treat our action as a confidential operation. If anyone around us takes a second look at us or follows us quietly, you must pay attention to it and tell me secretly.”

“Okay!”

After Hyuga Hana responded calmly, she opened her Byakugan and observed her surroundings vigilantly.

Although I don’t know what my teacher’s purpose is for doing this, what the teacher said is definitely not wrong.

Moreover, the teacher caught the cats so fast. In just half a day, he caught more than 20 cats.

He is indeed a D-level mission maniac.

“…”

When the four of them brought the kitten to a small dyeing workshop, Hyuga Hana began to doubt her own judgment.

After hearing that her teacher took the information they had collected so hard and told her boss to dye the cats into something else, Hyuga Hana glanced sideways at Asuka, then reached out and tugged on his sleeves, saying expressionlessly.

“Teacher, you are cheating.”

? ? ?

Asuka looked at Hyuga Hana with a question mark on his face, then he shook the kitten in his hand and said.

“Iruka, the teacher is giving you an analogy.

If you get married in the future and your wife suddenly disappears one day, you will be anxious to death and issue a mission to find your wife, but in the end you find that your wife is just tired of staying at home.

After a few days of playing in the colorful world outside, someone puts a new wife in front of you. The new wife will be coquettish and clingy. The key is not to run around, but to be considerate. If you have a stutter, she will treat you like a god.

If you don’t abandon her, she won’t abandon you at all, and she won’t think that your family is poor. She can feed you for three days.

Do you want a wife like this?

Do you want it?”

Hearing this, Iruka blinked and began to think seriously in his mind.

If Teru-sensei said this, he seemed to see a look of struggle in Iruka’s eyes. Hyuga Hana clenched his fist and hit his head with a hammer.

Boom!

Glancing at Iruka who was squatting on the ground with his head in his arms, she crossed her arms and stared at Asuka with a sneer on her face before continuing.

“Teacher, you are sophistry!

Cats are different from people.”

“Really?”

Asuka took out cat ears from his arms and put them on Hana’s head. Then he picked a “green tea” cat from the kittens and put it on it. Its ears whispered.

“Convince her and I’ll give you ten cans.”

Ten bottles?

After getting Asuka’s affirmation, the cat’s eyes brightened instantly. It hooked its paws at Hyuga, led her to a deserted corner, and began to tell her about her bedridden parents and her miserable cat.

Student, if you still can’t impress a kid who just left the ninja school, you might as well just become a wanderer.

“Why is my cat so fat?”

“Oh, when I captured it, I fed it a few kilograms of canned food, and it became like this.”

“Where did the hair on my little black head go?”

“Your little black cat was outside with The wild cats fought and fought off the attacks of several wild cats very bravely. ”

“Why did Xiaobai suddenly become so clingy?”

“It wandered outside for a few days and understood the hardships of the outside world and the warmth of family. It’s a good thing.”

“Hmph!”

Hyuga Hana snorted. She kept observing the expressions on the faces of the people around her with her white eyes, while looking at her teacher with disdain.

You can really tell.

The cat is obviously not the same cat anymore, but he can actually say this.

This group of kitten owners is so real that they can’t even recognize their own cats.

“Teacher Asuka!”

Iruka held the cat in his arms and ran a few steps to catch up with Asuka. He raised the cat in his hand and asked doubtfully.

“Can we really learn knowledge like this?”

Hmm!

Asuka nodded affirmatively. He turned around and looked at the three students. The playful expression on his face instantly disappeared and he said seriously.

“The D-level cat catching mission tests your observation ability, intelligence gathering ability, hands-on ability, and teamwork ability.

You and Hyuga Hana did a good job in intelligence gathering.”

At this time, Uzuki Yugao suddenly raised his head. Starting to look at Asuka, he grabbed the conversation and continued.

“In order to prevent others from discovering that we are deceitful, we must always be alert to the surroundings. Everyone must be alert and observe the expressions on the faces of the surrounding villagers at all times to prevent them from noticing anything strange about us and reporting us to the Hokage-sama.

This is just like going out to perform tasks in the village, and it is easy to cause disaster if you are not careful.

The teacher just made our task more difficult. Originally, the cat catching task only required observing the cat, but we needed to observe the pedestrians passing by.

“What about hands-on ability and teamwork ability?”

After listening to Iruka’s idiotic speech, Asuka rubbed his head and said with a headache.

“D-level mission, what kind of hands-on skills do you want? Next time the teacher takes you to pick up garbage, that requires hands-on skills.

As for teamwork, the four of us were sneaking around just now. Isn’t this teamwork?

Look at how well we cooperate.

Hyuga Hana stood in the distance, and Iruka and Uzuki Yugao stood on the street, always paying attention to the strange looks in the eyes of the people around them.

Teacher returned the cat to him with perfect cooperation, which he had done alone before. I have to get a shadow clone, it’s really troublesome.”

After saying that, Asuka looked at the dark expressions of the three students, and the word “helpless” suddenly appeared on his face.

Other teachers can only do D-level tasks in a strict manner, but I will help you make flowers.

Search all over Konoha to find a teacher as good as me.

Sure enough, taking care of students is a troublesome thing.

Not right either.

It is troublesome to teach students who cannot adapt.

Is this a good teacher and his idiot students?

hiss!

Asuka took a breath of cold air.

Just when he was distracted, he suddenly felt as if someone was watching him and looking at him with malice.

After searching around secretly, Asuka’s eyes suddenly fell on Hyuga Hana and said doubtfully.

“Did you secretly look at me with your eyes just now?”

Oh!

Hyuga Hana’s face turned red instantly. She shook her head quickly and kept saying no.

She did see it, but she really didn’t see it just now.