Marine Is A Bad Guy, Kizaru Is Not - Chapter 1

Chapter 1: One Flower, One World; One Tree, One Life; One Meal, One Big Bowl; One Sleep, One Whole Day.

It is a warm spring in the year 1520 of Haiyuan calendar.

There is still a month before Luffy sets out to sea, and nearly three months before the Battle of Marineford.

Donghai, Marine186 Branch.

The warm spring sunshine shines into the office through the window, and the golden light casts a soft halo over the entire room.

Behind the desk, a young officer was leaning back in his chair comfortably, looking extremely relaxed.

Next to the chair was a knife that exuded a dangerous aura.

The black handle is wrapped in a thick scabbard, on which is engraved a clear word “Chen”.

The officer had a leisurely look on his face as he flipped through a newspaper with great interest, the edge of the newspaper swaying slightly with his movements.

In his other hand he held a cigarette, smoke curling up and forming a slight smoke trail in the air.

“call–”

The officer took a deep puff of the cigarette, then gently exhaled a puff of smoke. The thin white smoke looked a little hazy against the sunlight.

It was a handsome face with distinct features and clear contours. Although the cheek lines were strong, there was a hint of laziness and casualness between the brows.

His thick black hair was slightly messy, swaying gently with his movements, appearing casual and uninhibited.

There is always a hint of indifference in his eyes, as if all the troubles in the world have nothing to do with him.

Yi Chen, Major of the Marine Branch, Head of the East Daxia Sea 186th Branch, is 22 years old this year and has been in the pirate world for three years.

“clang–”

The wall clock in the office chimed a low sound, and the hands slowly pointed to six o’clock.

Yi Chen raised his eyes and stretched his waist. His waist made a few slight crackling sounds, and he looked even more lazy. “Wuhu, it’s time to get off work.”

【bite!】

【Host gets off work on time. You can be late, but you can’t leave late!】

[Host is detected to be in a good mood, happiness value +20]

A subtle smile flashed in Yichen’s eyes.

The pleasure system is your own cheat.

As long as you feel happy, you can gain happiness points, which can be used to draw items or upgrade items.

In my previous life, I was just an ordinary office worker and found a stable job in my hometown in a small third- or fourth-tier city.

I can slack off at work, play games, read novels, and take paid shits every day. There is no PUA in the workplace. This kind of life is so great.

That day, I was happily getting off work on time, planning to go to a regular massage parlor to discuss the mysteries of life with the Leopard Miss I had made an appointment with.

Who would have thought that a mud truck that ran a red light suddenly rushed over from the side…

He traveled to the world of pirates, replaced a Marine major who had just died in a naval battle, and was assigned to be the head of a branch in one of the four seas.

Yichen casually flicked the cigarette ash into the ashtray and continued to immerse himself in his own thoughts.

When the headquarters asked me to choose which sea area to go to, I chose the East Daxia Sea without thinking – saving the world is too tiring and I have no interest in it at all.

The East Daxia Sea is the safest place in this world. There are few pirates and the bounty is low. It is my favorite place.

In order to live a more leisurely life, he specially chose the most remote branch in Donghai – Branch 186.

In the future, after Luffy, Zoro and the others set sail from the East Daxia Sea, they can go to the New World and fight to their heart’s content.

As for myself, I can continue to fish happily in the East Daxia Sea and enjoy life. That’s enough.

When Yi Chen recalled the moment when he set sail, a faint smile appeared on his face unconsciously.

That day, when I learned that I was approved to go to Donghai for retirement, I silently said “yeah” in my heart. A wonderful life is about to begin!

At that moment, a prompt sound rang.

【bite!】

[The system detects that the Host is in a good mood, the happiness system is officially turned on, and a big reward package is given: 10,000 happiness points. 】

[I wish Host will always be happy and joyful in the pirate world.] 】

Good fellow, he even brought the system with him!

Pleasant system, very good.

If there is anything that can make me happy, it is of course to change the world and continue to enjoy life~

Slacking off at work, leaving get off work on time, basking in the sun when you have nothing to do, and discussing life with those lovely ladies when you have something to do, this is the so-called ideal life!

No competition, no fighting, double the happiness, everything is based on the principle of comfort.

After arriving at the 186th branch, he completely started a life of giving up.

Enjoying life leisurely while gradually becoming stronger without noticing, this feeling – family members, who understands!

After a period of exploration, I have fully mastered the use of the pleasure system.

1000 Pleasure Points can be used to participate in a ten-draw lottery. The items drawn are different and can directly improve one’s own strength or bring a lot of convenience to life.

Items are divided into five levels: Godly, Epic, Superior, High Quality, and Ordinary.

The corresponding colors are: gold, purple, blue, green, and white.

Each item has unique characteristics and effects. If you draw a duplicate item, you can upgrade it by fusion, increase its star level, and gain new characteristics.

“A flower is a world, a tree is a life, a meal is a bowl, a sleep is a whole day.”

Yi Chen secretly sighed, life is beautiful!

elegant!

Comfortable!

“Get off work!”

Yichen whispered softly, with a kind of relaxation and joy that could not be concealed in his voice.

Wages have just been paid recently, so it is time to help those girls and young women who have “fallen into trouble in life”.

Thinking of this, he couldn’t help but raise the corners of his mouth slightly, “Which familiar silk-footed lady are you going to save today?”

“Is it the one whose legs are longer than his life, or the one whose ball is bigger than his head?”

“Oh, wonderful life after get off work, let’s get going!”

Yichen hummed a tune briskly and walked towards the red block.

At this time, they met several Marine soldiers who had also just gotten off work. When they saw Yichen, they couldn’t help but waved their hands with familiar smiles on their faces: “Major! Are you on your way?”

“Hahaha, okay!”

“Say my name and break the bones!”

…

At the same time, the Marine Rogge Town branch welcomed a heavyweight visitor – General “Kizaru” Porusalino, one of the most powerful warriors in the Marine headquarters.

“General Kizaru.”

The head of the Rogge Town branch – “Smoker” Smoker’s eyes were filled with confusion and confusion.

Smoker

Why did General Kizaru come to this remote place in Rogge Town, East Daxia Sea?

“How did you end up in a place like this?”

Kizaru narrowed his eyes slightly, and said with the same nonchalant tone as before: “Hey~ Colonel Smoker, this time I come to the East Daxia Sea…”

“Mainly because of the head of the 186th Branch—Major Yichen.”

“The Marine headquarters has decided to transfer Major Yichen back to Marineland.”

“Just send me to save you… Well, send me to review the specific situation.”

“What? Yichen? That ‘Marine shame’ of the East Daxia Sea?”

Smoker’s eyes widened, and his tone was full of disbelief and anger: “Transfer him back to the headquarters? Are the top brass at the Marine headquarters broken?”

When I think of Yichen’s lazy look and his careless attitude towards work, I can’t help but feel an unknown fire igniting in my heart.

Not only does this kid have no military exploits, but he also leads the branch soldiers to mess around with him on weekdays. How can such a person be transferred back to the headquarters?

Transfer the soldiers back to harm the headquarters?

“…I am also one of the top executives~”

Listening to Smoker’s fierce words, Kizaru’s expression did not change at all. Instead, a slightly teasing smile appeared at the corner of his mouth. Smoker is a member of Kuzan, and it has nothing to do with him. “As for the ‘Marine shame’ you just mentioned, please elaborate on it.” ?”

“Humph, all the branch heads of Donghai know about it.”

Smoker snorted coldly, with disdain in his eyes: “The head of the 186th branch, Major Yichen, organizes Marine soldiers to fish together during working hours, without any meaningful training at all, and has no Marine discipline at all.”

“When encountering pirates, they will only ask for support from other branches and never fight head-on.”

“The most outrageous thing is that he actually led the team to the red neighborhood to relax after get off work. It’s simply…absolutely ridiculous!”

“What about Marine’s justice? As a major, he has forgotten Marine’s responsibility and responsibility!”

As Smoker narrated, the light in Kizaru’s eyes became brighter and brighter, and there was a hint of interest in the originally lazy expression.

Oh, that’s incredible!

There are such interesting talents in the Marine branch?

Implementing the essence of rottenness to this extent?

Isn’t this my ultimate dream?

He slowly stood up straight, with a trace of amusement and excitement in his eyes, “I’d better go and meet him in person. If everything you said is true…”

Smoker felt slightly proud when he heard this, and thought to himself: That boy may not be able to escape the punishment of General Kizaru this time.

Examine him severely and let Yichen know what the real rules are!

I received calls for help from him every three days. Whenever I sent people to rush for support, the boy would always wear sunglasses leisurely on the deck of the warship and lie there sleeping.

But unfortunately, my own justice did not allow me to stand by and ignore his requests, so I could only agree again and again.

“This time, someone is here to deal with you.”

Smoker’s eyes became more determined, as if he saw the scene where Yichen was finally punished, and he couldn’t help but feel a sense of joy in his heart.

“If everything you said is true…I won’t let him go!”

I won’t let this talent go. I’m in need of a suitable adjutant!

My subordinates are his final destination!