Paper Fruit One Piece - Chapter 14
Chapter 14 Funny Battle Beats Buggy
Ah this…
Taking the time to take a look at the battle on the other side, Roman’s words were transformed into two words.
Damn it!
Just now, Luffy and Buggy, who played in a decent way, have seen their tricks. The current combat mode is:
“You dare to spoil my straw hat and spit–”
“Ah, don’t rub it on me~~”
“Windy, this is your own saliva!”
Buggy, who fell on the ground, was ridden under him by Luffy, and wiped him with his beloved straw hat! The two instantly turned from a master duel to a gangster fight… the brows that made Roman look straight.
Please, dare you two captains be serious? Fighting life and death, you can’t beat people like this, you have to go to the dance studio to fight!
Tearing, staring, spitting…
The two people who walked through the floor under B’s moments squabted together and let out their mouths.
“You are not allowed to call Shanks’ brother!”
“I don’t care what your relationship is with Shanks, what I love to say is my freedom!”
“Don’t say–”
“I can’t…”
“Rubber-pick your nose!”
“Ripped apart-tickling!”
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Two rods!
When Roman stopped, he almost couldn’t help turning his head to beat these two guys first! The existence of them is simply lowering the lower limit of the Pirate’s IQ. But his performance fell in the eyes of the panting Mohji and Cabaji, that is:
“Hold on, he is no longer good!”
Ah,
Roman sneered. Since he knew he was traveling to the world of One Piece, he hadn’t slackened a day! When others drink and revel, he exercises; when others are sleeping, he exercises; when others play leisurely, he exercises…
In addition, the body itself is very good, as if there is no ‘bottleneck’. So even without the guidance of a famous teacher, Roman’s strength should not be underestimated! It doesn’t matter if he fights for a day or night in a battle of this intensity.
but:
Roman still maintains an unhurried attack frequency and an upright ‘strike’, and is not in a hurry to tell the winner. Anyway, he never wanted to intervene in the battle between those two idiots, lest he also became silly and stupid after being caught in the ‘Aura of Reducing Wisdom’.
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Ah, I was fascinated by it accidentally!
On the other side, Nami, who was hiding behind the building, was also awakened by the fighting between the two captains, and then she realized what she should do.
Although the house was burned down, the treasures of the Buggy Pirates will be rescued first. So·····
“Call, call, call,”
Buggy who finally got rid of Luffy’s entanglement finally got up from the ground and looked bitterly at the straw hat on the opposite Luffy’s head.
“I’m telling you, to this day, the one I hate the most is that fellow Shanks!”
“Because he destroyed my dream!”
Um?
As soon as the word “dream” came out, Luffy on the opposite side also stopped his attacking movements and listened carefully to Buggy’s “old past”.
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“At that time, Shanks and I were still apprentice sailors…”
“But I am different from Shanks and the others on the boat!”
“They don’t care about treasures at all, only illusory ‘dreams’…”
Well, a real pirate mixed into a group of dreamers, it feels as abrupt as a mental illness mixed in with ordinary people.
“The purpose of sailing is treasures, and capturing treasures is the greatest pleasure of pirates. This is the true meaning of pirates. Shanks doesn’t understand pirates at all!”
(Shanks in the new world: yes yes yes, I am a four emperor, a pirate who knows a fart.)
“So after I got a treasure map on the bottom of the sea, I was ready to go out and do it by myself…”
“But at that time I didn’t have my own boat, no sailor… So: when our boat grabbed a devil fruit, but no one wanted to eat it, I stood up—”
“Did you eat that devil fruit?”
Faced with Luffy’s question, Buggy, the clown captain smiled proudly.
“How is it possible! I just performed an ‘acrobatic trick’ in front of everyone, I hid the real fruit, ate a fake fruit, and said that it was just an ordinary fruit…”
“I have all planned. When I sell the Devil Fruit, I will have the money to build my own ship! Then recruit sailors to find the big treasure on the bottom of the sea! But:”
“Damn Shanks! Suddenly startled me from behind, so I accidentally swallowed the devil fruit and fell into the sea—”
“Although that guy fished me up, he also turned me into a land duck that can’t touch the water. I will never be able to look for that underwater treasure again…”
“What? So Shanks saved your life.”
After listening to the ‘great grievance’ between the other party and his savior, Luffy nodded suddenly. ——It turns out that the other party is the same as myself.
“You are paying attention to the wrong point, right!?”
“The point is not that the bastard broke my dream! Hey!!!”
“Forget it,” Buggy gradually calmed down after saying a big pass, splitting his upper body and floating in the sky.
“Since I can’t get the treasures on the bottom of the sea, then I will get all the treasures on the sea!” As he said, he turned his head and looked towards the direction of the burnt ruins.
“Dare to touch my treasure—”
swishhhh!
He turned his head and flew over there at high speed. On the periphery of the ruins, a girl named Nami was quietly carrying a bag of gold and silver jewelry and soft coins, preparing to slip away.
“Even if it is a woman, I will never let it go!”
The sharp knife in his hand pointed at the girl holding the treasure, Buggy’s clamor and killing intent came at the same time.
“Nami, put down my treasure!”
Um?
When Roman, who was ‘paddling’ on the side, was about to take a shot, Luffy was already one step ahead:
Bang!
“Oh oh oh oh~~~”
Buggy’s upper body, who was killing Nami at high speed, suddenly fell to the ground like a broken kite, his eyes were white, his nose and tears flowed down at the same time! It’s like a real ‘mask of pain’ because:
“Asshole rubber, you actually attacked me!”
That’s right, in front of Buggy’s lower body where he stayed, Luffy kicked him between his legs! The severe pain passed, and Buggy’s upper body instantly fell to the ground, shaking all over.
“Hey, our fight hasn’t finished yet.”
Luffy’s hands are on his hips, with a just and awe-inspiring expression on his face. At the same time, she turned her head to look at the girl with short orange hair.
“Nami, put down the treasure. Otherwise he won’t let you go…”
“I do not want!”
However, the orange-haired girl gave full play to the attribute of ‘for money but not for life’, holding the treasure in her hands tightly.
“What I stole is mine! I won’t let it go–”
“Hey,”
Buggy’s upper body, lying on the ground, eased his breath, and slowly floated from the ground.
“Thief dare to be so arrogant?”
“Even if you stole the past? Is there any heavenly law, is there a king’s law…”
“Huh, do you need to teach me?”
The girl named Nami sneered.
“These treasures are nothing more than you snatched from others. I can steal them, naturally it is mine!”
“It makes sense,”
Luffy on the side suddenly realized that Buggy was speechless. but:
“Well, kill you! Take it back again, the treasure is mine!”
“Fall to pieces-”
His upper body on Nami’s side and his lower body on Luffy’s side instantly ‘split’ at the same time! It became a lot of scattered pieces.
“Large platter!”
Wow!
Buggy’s entire body turned into small pieces flying all over the sky, quickly evading Luffy’s subsequent attacks, and then:
“Hmph, so scattered, how can you hit me?”
“So,”
Buggy’s head and hands holding the dagger flew towards Nami, who continued to sneak away, yelling:
“Put down my treasure!”
“no way!”
Humph, it seems I still want me to save the field. Roman, who was always paying attention to the situation on the other side, flipped his hand, and a paper flying knife fell into his hand, making a move. but:
“Ahahahaha~~~”
?
Buggy’s head in flight suddenly laughed wildly!
Confusing the others, Roman turned his head and looked over, his face blackened.
It turned out that Buggy’s torn apart body was scratching the sole of a foot by Luffy in his hand.
? ?
“I will endure–”
However, in the next second, Buggy’s eyes bulged with a smile while holding back his smile!
“Oh oh oh oh~~~”
? ? ?
It was the sole of the foot in Luffy’s hand, who was pinching a piece of flesh and rotating it three hundred and sixty degrees.
“Don’t go too far, rubber boy!”
call–
Once again, he took a deep breath of air-conditioning! Roman felt that if he continued like this, the weather in Pirate World would get warmer.
The world is so beautiful, but I am so irritable. Not good, not good····
damn it,
Are you here to fight or to perform comedy! Dare to be more serious, do you deserve the name pirate? ! !
Chance!
Regardless of whether the scene is funny or not, it is a good time to turn defeat into victory for Nami who was hunted down. She immediately slammed the huge package in her hand at Buggy’s head flying in the air! but:
Snapped,
The strength is too great, the so-called counterattack is nothing but:
“Follow yourself!”
Buggy flying in the air firmly caught the parcel that Nami smashed over with one palm! No matter how funny or nonsense, the pirate captain named Buggy is a ‘strong man’ with a reward of tens of millions.
On the other side, Luffy glanced, and immediately put down the jokes and rushed over!
“go to hell,”
As the head flying in the air uttered cold words, one hand grabbed the package, and the short knife in the other fell fiercely from the sky! Stabbed at Nami–
Bang!
However, just when Buggy and Nami’s attention were both on the treasure, Luffy, who was coming at high speed, had already taken a kick, kicking Buggy’s entire head into the pocket of treasure, making his head and The pockets flew aside together, and at the same time they rescued Nami.
“I said, our fight hasn’t finished yet~~”
When Buggy, who was dizzy, ‘gets up’, Luffy clenched his fist!
“Huh, don’t be proud. Torn apart-”
Buggy’s head yelled.
“Fit!”
Brush and brush,
Hands and feet flew over in an instant, and merged with the head! Apart from:
“Where is my body?!”
“Are you talking about this?”
On the other side, Nami tied a bunch of squirming ‘meats’ with rope, with thighs, torso, and arms… all of which belonged to Buggy’s body. He was fainted with a kick on his head. At that time, Nami, who was swift in hands and feet, bundled these parts together.
“I……”
“Hahaha, worthy of Nami. Then: rubber, rubber-”
Facing the “pocket” Buggy with only his head and two palms and soles left, Luffy’s arms quickly stretched backwards as he laughed loudly! After reaching the limit, it bounced back suddenly.
“Bridge bean sacks——”
“Bazooka!”
Bang!
“I will be back~~~”
Buggy, who was beaten by Luffy’s “rubber rocket”, disappeared into the sky, and the long series of screams from the distance made Roman doubt life. –why? Obviously, the “style of painting” was still normal before…