Mad Clan, Uchiha - Chapter 1
Chapter 1 I am an Uchiha
Rhe Fire Nation, Konoha Hidden Village, and Nanga Shrine.
Today is the time for the Uchiha family’s monthly gathering.
The purpose of the gathering was to cultivate feelings among the various factions of the family, to clear up the conflicts between family members, and to study how to enter the top ranks of Konoha and even become the Hokage.
Although the current Uchiha clan is not favored by the high-level officials of Konoha, they are not in a life-and-death situation. Most of them just dislike each other.
Peng!
An Uchiha elder with white hair and a wrinkled face slapped the table and stood up. He glared at the clan leader sitting at the head and the group of elderly Uchiha old men around him. His voice became shrill because he was too excited.
“The position of the Second Hokage was personally handed over to his younger brother Tobirama by Senju Hashirama.
Due to the death of Uchiha Kagami, the position of the Third Hokage, we watched helplessly as it fell to Sarutobi Hiruzen, and now the Fourth Hokage Naruto’s position has become Namikaze Minato again.
What kind of bullshit plan have you made?
We haven’t even touched the Hokage’s chair once.”
At this point, he saw that all the old men around him were looking at the ceiling or the floor, and no one even looked at him.
“What?
Are you still going to charge for the position of the Fifth Hokage??
He, Namikaze Minato, is only 24 years old this year. Looking at that guy’s face of longevity, it is not a problem to live for 50 years.
50 years??
You would be dead by then…”
“Oh!”
Uchiha Fugaku sighed in his heart. He took out his hand from his sleeve and looked at the grumpy old man with a calm expression.
As the leader of the Uchiha clan, he has seen this kind of thing all too often. The clan members were not in a very good mental state. They would overreact
when things went wrong. Some even wanted to challenge his position as clan leader if they disagreed.
After a moment of silence, Fugaku pressed his hand towards the other party and motioned for him to sit down.
Then his eyes fell on the clansmen in the hall.
Those who can gather here are all members of the Uchiha clan who have activated the three Tomoe Sharingan.
“Elder Ryoichi, sit down first.”
“I won’t!” Uchiha Ryoichi waved his hand to reject the clan leader’s kindness. He stepped in front of the old man opposite, held his collar with both hands, and gritted his teeth.
“Old man, you were the one who came up with the original plan of guaranteeing two and fighting for three and rushing to four, right?”
“That’s right!”
“Now the plan has failed.”
“Ryoichi, don’t panic, I have a follow-up plan.”
“The follow-up is your grandpa’s plan.”
“My grandfather died when he and Madara entered Konoha.”
Bah!
After wiping the spit on his face, Uchiha Asuka glanced at the two quarreling old men next to him, then looked at the ceiling, and his brain slowly began to empty out.
He has been in the ninja world for 18 years. When he learned that he had traveled through time and became the Uchiha clan, he was still a little excited. Then just after his first birthday, he wasn’t excited anymore. Because of the Second Ninja War, he was the only one left in the family.
When he gained the ability to move at the age of three and found out that he had no golden finger, he had already begun to think about how to leave the Uchiha clan and go somewhere else to live.
At worst, he could work as a seed for another ninja village and live a prosperous life.
However, when he looked through his family history, he gave up the idea of planting his seeds. There is no problem in defecting and hiding incognito, but after choosing to become the seed of another ninja village, not only will you be subjected to endless assassinations from Konoha, but you will also be hunted down by your family.
In addition, there is a secret agreement between the great ninja villages that they will not accept any rebel ninja from the ninja village. It was very possible that the villages that took him in had killed him with a single blow after he left his bloodline.
In the past, some members of the Uchiha family had defected and would often die inexplicably while walking on the road.
Anyway, when he first saw the last paragraph, Asuka immediately started to have conspiracy theories in his mind.
In order to prevent the Sharingan or Indra from getting out of his control, Black Zetsu, a dutiful son, was probably secretly doing something behind his back.
After realizing that farming seeds was too dangerous, he began to study business again.
After studying for a few days, he once again strangled the way of doing business in his mind.
The technology tree in the ninja world is really weird. Electric energy, chakra energy, and wind energy all have light bulbs, white paper, and cement. Farming is cheaper than before time travel.
The medicine and other industries are even more cheating.
No machinery is used, and the magic output is all dependent on a pair of hands. After being strangled to death by weird rules, he began to study the path of the ninja.
It is said that hard work can change destiny, but this sentence is not very applicable to the ninja world.
In the ninja world, blood changes destiny. He has the top bloodline in the ninja world. He has studied hard and practiced ninja skills since he was a child.
He feels that he will definitely be rich or noble in the future and extraordinary. Even if he is worse, he will not be much worse than Uchiha Itachi. He should be able to protect himself.
But it wasn’t until he went to the battlefield that he realized that he couldn’t compare with the elder brother of Naruto’s biological son (Sasuke), because that would simply lower his upper limit.
[Uchiha Itachi went to the battlefield for the first time, and when he saw such a tragic scene, his Sharingan opened.]
The first time he went to the battlefield, he felt numb when he saw such a tragic scene.
[Uchiha Itachi saw the corpses of ninjas scattered on the battlefield and thought about the meaning of life.]
He saw the ninja corpses scattered on the battlefield, and thought about whether to defect now. The sword kunai has no eyes, so don’t die on the battlefield.
[Uchiha Itachi saw his familiar companion die in front of his eyes, his Sharingan evolved, and his strength was greatly improved.]
He saw his familiar companion die in front of his eyes, his thoughts were sublimated, and his character was greatly improved.
And everything that happened afterwards was in order, going to school – graduating – participating in the war – opening the Sharingan – participating in the war – opening the three tomoe Sharingan.
After the Third Ninja War ended, he became one of the few Jonin in the Uchiha clan and gained the privilege to participate in clan gatherings.
“Gathering??”
Looking at the group of quarreling old men, Uchiha Asuka’s mouth twitched.
Before coming to the gathering, he thought the atmosphere here was extremely serious, and the topics discussed were all related to the future situation of Hokage and Uchiha.
After arriving, he discovered that the atmosphere here was extremely cheerful. The topic discussed could not be said to be related to Hokage, it could only be said that it had little to do with it.
Also, these old men may have been talking about Hokage for decades, and the original novelty has probably long since passed.
This episode is really boring.
Gululu~Gululu~
After noticing the protest from his intestines, Uchiha Asuka stood up and walked to the middle of the hall in order to end this boring meeting quickly, facing Fugaku and the group of elders.
“Elders, stop arguing. I have a way to make the Uchiha clan become the Fifth Hokage.”
Huh? ?
As this young voice sounded, the quarreling elders stopped instantly, and they all turned to look at Uchiha Asuka who had just spoken.
Seeing that the person who stood up was the newly promoted Jonin in the clan, Ryoichi raised his eyebrows at Asuka and said doubtfully.
“Tell me, let me see what interesting ideas the young Uchiha in the clan will come up with.”
“My idea is this.”
After seeing the expressions of the Uchiha clan jonin in the hall, Asuka touched With a shriveled stomach, he took a deep breath.
“Clan Chief Fugaku, should you consider divorcing, and then pursue Tsunade-sama, the current leader of the Senju Clan?
Now there is only Tsunade-sama left in the Senju Clan. As long as the two clans get married, not only will the future fifth generation Hokage definitely belong to Uchiha, and Senju clan will also be merged into Uchiha over time.
During the Warring States Period, those tribesmen dreamed of annexing the Senju clan,
but if the leader of the Senju clan can achieve this feat now. It’s an achievement that can be engraved on a stone tablet and passed down to future generations.”
As soon as he finished speaking, he noticed that the hall had become unusually quiet. At this time, the sound of a pin dropping on the ground was probably no less than the sound of a breaking water glass.
The eyes of these Uchiha elders kept wandering back and forth between Fugaku and Asuka.
“Hmph!”
An elder with scars all over his face stood up, turned to face Asuka, and said in a low voice.
“The noble Konoha clan actually has to rely on the clan leader to sell his body in order to get Hokage position. Even if I agree to this bad idea, no one else will agree, let alone the clan leader.”
“That’s right!”
A man who is blind in one eye The Uchiha elder also nodded in agreement.
“What a bad idea, actually letting Uchiha and Senju mix together. Although our Uchiha plan to “protect two and fight for three and go four” failed, this does not prevent us from targeting the Fifth Hokage again.”
“Fuck you!”
At this time, the elder named Liang stood up again. He pointed at the blind elder opposite and gritted his teeth.
“When Madara-sama was still here, we were targeting the position of Hokage. However, after the village was founded, Madara-sama and your fathers gave up the position of Hokage to the Senju family, and we started targeting the second Hokage again.
As a result, the village was not built yet. Within two years, Madara-sama suddenly left Konoha.
After our sword was broken, Uchiha Kagami finally became the second-generation Hokage’s guard after hard work, and we started to point the sword at the third Hokage position, but he followed the second Hokage. During the negotiations with the Kingdom of Thunder, he died on the road, and the sword we had just repaired broke again.
Later, at the end of the Second Ninja World War, we hurriedly selected one person to act as the facade again, hoping to point the sword at the Third Hokage position, after all, Sarutobi Hiruzen’s position had not yet been firmly established at that time.
The person chosen was an idiot. He led the family of ninjas to fight for a year, and loss more times than I went to the toilet in one day.
After the Third Ninja War began, the clan leader finally got a chance to become the Hokage candidate. We once again targeted the Fourth Hokage, and the result was the pervert Namikaze Minato. The sword was folded at the door of the house before it was unsheathed.”
After saying this, he swallowed, moistened his throat, and continued to point at the blind old man and spat.
“You still want to take my sword to point at the Fifth Hokage??
I can’t go to hell with you.
Now if you rely on the clan leader to sell his body, you can become the Hokage. I admit it. When I go to the Pure Land in the future, I will personally kneel in front of Madara-sama and explain this.”
Looking at the Uchiha in the hall, they were gradually divided into two groups, and there was a vague intention to take action. Asuka quietly retreated to the door, and while slipping out of the hall, he closed the door from the outside.
“Tsk, tsk!”
Turning to look at the group of people who were still arguing behind him, Asuka curled his lips and said nothing.
Uchiha people are somewhat mentally disturbed, and as a mentally disturbed family, the management of the family is naturally extremely loose. Not only can they speak freely at the gathering, but they can even discuss physics and win or lose in ninjutsu.
And the plan he just proposed to let the clan leader divorce and marry Tsunade and become the Fifth Hokage in disguise successfully detonated the group of clan members who pointed at the failure of the Fourth Hokage.
Neuropathy!
After saying that, Asuka left here in a flash. He was going to go back and pack his things. After witnessing the wedding of the Fourth Hokage, he defected.
Alas, stop being tough and change it.